Death Valley California Holds the record for the highest air temperature ever recorded on Earth: 134°F (56.7°C) in 1913. More recently, it hit 130°F (54.4°C) in 2021. Dry, deadly, and like standing inside an oven. Well, folks, it’s another scorcher in the land where the sun has zero chill—Death Valley, California! I’m Chase Raine, and if you were hoping for…
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Trump Administration Creates Department of Defense-Oriented Postal Efficiency and Strategic Mail Readiness Commission A Bold Leap into the Future of National Security… via Stamps
The Waffle Creek Tribune February 11, 2025 By Norbert Puddlewhisk Published by The Waffle Creek Tribune Waffle Creek, Indiana In an announcement that has left defense analysts, mail carriers, and at least one confused pigeon scratching their heads, the Trump administration proudly unveiled the new Department of Defense-Oriented Postal Efficiency and Strategic Mail Readiness Commission (DDOPESMRC). This trailblazing agency combines…
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Trump Administration Launches Department of Postal Security and Environmental Surveillance A Bold New Agency Aims to Deliver Safety and Watch Over Trees Simultaneously
The Spudville Sentinel February 11, 2025 By Elmer Toadflap Published by The Spudville Sentinel Spudville, Nebraska In a move that has left both postal workers and environmentalists equally confused, the Trump administration announced the creation of the Department of Postal Security and Environmental Surveillance (DPSES). This revolutionary agency will merge the critical yet questionably connected functions of the United States…
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Trump Administration Merges Park Rangers with Firearms Experts Bureau of Outdoor Recreational Enforcement and Firearms Regulation
The Humble Gazette February 8, 2025 By Cornelius Hiram Sproggins Published by The Humble Gazette Humble, Nebraska In a move that has both baffled and astounded political analysts, the Trump administration has announced the creation of the Bureau of Outdoor Recreational Enforcement and Firearms Regulation (BOREFR), an agency that merges the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) with…
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Trump Administration Unveils the Department of Entrepreneurial Narcotics Advancement A Bold Leap into Uncharted Bureaucratic Synergy
The Corncob Gazette February 8, 2025 By Percival T. Hucklebrim Published by The Corncob Gazette Turtle Spit, Nebraska In a move hailed by some as “visionary” and by others as “deeply perplexing,” the Trump administration announced the creation of the Department of Entrepreneurial Narcotics Advancement (DENA), a groundbreaking fusion of the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and the Small Business Administration…
