Welcome to the dark underbelly of product reviews. The ones you won’t see sandwiched between car commercials and anti-aging cream ads. These are the real MVPs of the human experience, the hush-hush necessities that exist in the shadows of polite society, waiting to make your life marginally better—or spectacularly worse. From devices that promise to realign body parts, to contraptions…
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From ScrotoGlow to GooGobbler A Consumer’s Guide to the Most Questionable Personal Products Ever Reviewed - Part Two of Four
FlowGuard Ultra Personal Catheter “Vital for many, but not the kind of thing that gets a fun animated explainer video. If you need one, you know. If you don’t, you really don’t want to know.” Ah, the FlowGuard Ultra Personal Catheter—because nothing enhances an already unpleasant medical necessity quite like cheap materials, poor engineering, and a generous serving of regret.…
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From ScrotoGlow to GooGobbler A Consumer’s Guide to the Most Questionable Personal Products Ever Reviewed - Part Three of Four
VulvaDew Hydrating Estrogen Cream “Essential for many women, but you’d be hard-pressed to find a commercial casually slipping this in between an ad for laundry detergent and a home security system.” If you’ve ever thought to yourself, You know what would make my day? A thick, greasy, pharmaceutical-grade goo that somehow manages to be both ineffective and wildly uncomfortable all…
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From ScrotoGlow to GooGobbler A Consumer’s Guide to the Most Questionable Personal Products Ever Reviewed - Part Four of Four
ScrotoGlow Anti-Wrinkle Firming Serum “Because no one ever tells you that ‘your boys’ start looking like a deflated balloon the minute you’re born.” Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there—one day, you’re living life with a taut, youthful undercarriage, and the next, you catch a glimpse in the mirror and realize that gravity has been doing some unauthorized renovations on…
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A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Prompts AI Image Generation Finally Gave Me the Pictures I Always Wanted
In the old days, whenever I needed a photo to enhance my writing, I was stuck sifting through so-called “royalty-free” image repositories, shelling out outrageous fees for visuals that never really captured my ideas—just passable at best. ChatGPT and DALL·E have changed all that. Creating images with DALL·E is easy. Start with a broad directive—something like, “Generate a high-resolution, photorealistic…
