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Cyclops Singles Meet Your Match in the Blink of One Eye


“Falling in love is like stepping into traffic. You know it’s a terrible idea, but part of you still wants to see what happens.”

— Tina Punchinellos
Former hostage negotiator turned wedding planner


Welcome to Cyclops Singles—the only dating site made exclusively for one-eyed romantics. Whether you’re dreaming of sunset walks along molten lava beaches or pupil-to-pupil chats under the stars, we’re here to help you find your perfect monocular match. Our patented RetinaScan Positron Emission Tomography Matching™  does the peeking, while our Blink & Bond Algorithms create sparks of instant chemistry. With fully moderated profiles and mythical mischief-makers kept firmly at bay, your journey to love is safe, simple, and surprisingly sweet.

Find real love, one eye at a time.


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How It Works


Step 1: Create your one-of-a-kind profile — Add a pic, a passion, and your pupil size.

Creating your profile is quick, fun, and the first step to finding someone who truly sees you. Start your Cyclops Singles journey by creating a one-of-a-kind profile that’s as unique as you are! Upload a photo that captures your best side, share your passions, whether it’s poetry, paddle boarding, or peeling grapes, and let us know your pupil color preference. Whether you’re into emerald greens or smoky greys, love starts with a single glance. Our cheerful community is full of one-eyed romantics ready to meet their match, so put your best blink forward and let your personality shine!


Step 2: Get matched — Let our RetinaScan Positron Emission Tomography Matching™ Algorithm do the peeking.

Once your dazzling profile is live, it’s time to let the magic happen! Our RetinaScan Positron Emission Tomography Matching takes over from there, doing all the peeking so you don’t have to. It scans the subtle spark in your eye and matches you with cyclopes who truly complement your vibe. No awkward guesswork, no endless swiping—just meaningful connections, scientifically paired with a wink of your eye. It’s smart, seamless, and designed to help you find that special someone who makes your heart and your unibrow raise. Trust the tech, and let love find you in the blink of an eye!


Step 3: Start chatting — Eye-to-eye conversations that cut through the noise.

Once you’ve been matched, it’s time to strike up a conversation that’s as real as it gets! With our eye-to-eye chat feature, you can skip the small talk and dive right into meaningful moments. Whether you’re bonding over your favorite snack or planning a one-eyed movie marathon, our platform makes connecting fun, easy, and refreshingly honest. No ghosting, no gimmicks. Just genuine chats with cyclopes who see the world the way you do. So go ahead, say hi, send a wink, or share a joke. Love is just a message away. And trust us, it’s looking right at you!


Step 4: Meet in person — Beach strolls, single-lens stargazing, or a Cyclops Mixer near you.

After the sparks start flying on Cyclops Singles, it’s time to take things offline! Meet your match face-to-face, eye-to-eye, with fun, one-of-a-kind date ideas. Picture a sunset beach stroll, single-pupil stargazing under the night sky, or mingling at a one of our Cyclops Singles Mixers full of laughs, drinking, and maybe a little dancing. Whether you’re planning a cozy coffee date or a moonlit picnic for one-eyed romantics, our community makes real-world meetups easy and exciting. It’s all about turning great conversations into unforgettable moments. Because when it comes to love, nothing beats seeing eye-to-eye in real life!


What Makes Cyclops Singles Special?


Cyclops Singles is the only dating app crafted exclusively for one-eyed romantics—because love deserves laser focus! Our RetinaScan Positron Emission Tomography Matching ensures perfect pupil compatibility, while our Blink & Bond feature sparks instant connections with just one magical wink. Every profile is fully moderated to keep things authentic—no shape-shifting tricksters sneaking in here! Plus, we host lively events and meetups in cyclops-friendly venues, so you can mingle, laugh, and fall in love in spaces made just for you. It’s safe, sincere, and specially designed for those who believe love looks best through a single, soulful lens.


Real Love, One Pupil at a Time


But, don’t take our word for it. Hear from some of the amazing Cyclops Singles who’ve found true connection, shared laughter, and maybe even a one-eyed happy ever after. From unexpected sparks to unforgettable first dates, these love stories prove that when it comes to romance, all it takes is one look, one wink, and one open heart.

“I never thought I’d find someone who sees the world the same way I do—literally. Thanks to Cyclops Singles, we matched, winked, and never looked back.”
— Thalros, 36

“Other sites made me feel like an outlier. Here, I’m seen for who I am, and that’s a whole lotta one-eyed magic.”
— Krondor, 42

We blinked. We matched. We’re getting married at the next Jupiter-Saturn Occultation in 7541.”
— Vrika & Ugg, Love Story #4881


Privacy & Safety


At Cyclops Singles, your safety is our top priority. All messages are protected with end-to-end encryption, so your heartfelt chats stay between you and your match. Every profile goes through strict monocular verification to keep things real and secure. We have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment or mythological impersonation—no trolls, tricksters, or Medusas allowed. And when it comes to your personal data, we keep it sacred. Your eye is your business, and we’ll never sell your info to outside realms. Here, love is private, protected, and seen clearly—just the way it should be.


Join the Movement


With over 128,000 active Cyclopes finding connection and more than 67,000 successful matches made, Cyclops Singles is proving that love truly is in the eye of the beholder. As featured in The Optical Times, Romance Weekly, and The One-Eyed Love Gazette, our growing community is reshaping what romance looks like—one blink at a time. Whether you’re searching for a soulmate or just a good laugh with someone who sees things your way, now’s the time to join the movement and find your perfect match in a world built for one-eyed love!


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Cyclops Singles
Because you only need one eye
to see love clearly.


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