In a world where traditional 9-to-5 jobs are as passé as flip phones, today’s employment landscape has transformed into a veritable Willy Wonka’s factory of occupational oddities. Gone are the days when job stability meant being shackled to a life of monotony. There are other options.
Today’s job market is more like a bountiful buffet of the bizarre. Yet, despite this cornucopia of unconventional careers, many find themselves in a quagmire of employment ennui, unable to snag these seemingly ripe opportunities.
Why? It’s not for lack of trying. The issue lies in the sheer audacity and peculiarity of these new-age vocations. From Chief of Flatulence Control Studies to Senior Projectile Vomiting Specialists, the job market is now an eclectic mix of the whimsical and the weird.
So, let’s dive down the rabbit hole into employment’s new era. Let’s explore why the “hot new jobs” aren’t just figments of your imagination, but a sign of the times. An era where the unconventional becomes the conventional, and the only limit to your career path is your own imagination.
Professional Queue Facilitator
QueueMasters LLC
QueueMasters LLC, a pioneering service-oriented firm situated in the vibrant heart of Minatowac, Michigan, is actively seeking to hire a seasoned Professional Queue Facilitator (PQF). Our mission is to revolutionize the mundane task of standing in lines into an art form, elevating the experience for our diverse clientele at various high-profile events and launches. We are renowned for our innovative approach and have been featured in Upright & Aligned, The Erect Stance Review, and Posture Pinnacle Magazine for our unique service model.
The role of a Professional Queue Facilitator is a dynamic and multifaceted position requiring a unique blend of patience, strategic positioning, and an unwavering commitment to client satisfaction. Situated in the bustling downtown area of Manitowoc, this role is not just a job – it’s a calling for those who find serenity in the orchestrated chaos of lines.
Key Responsibilities:
- Mastery of the art of stationary navigation, ensuring optimal placement and sustained position in queues of varying lengths and durations from five minutes to overnight events.
- Application of advanced crowd dynamics and interpersonal spacing techniques.
- Deployment of queue management strategies, including Client Representation During Absence (CRDA) protocols.
Qualifications and Skills:
- A minimum of 3 years experience in professional queue facilitation or equivalent role.
- Accreditation in Stationary Navigational Strategies is highly desirable.
- Exceptional skills in Time Perception Management (TPM) and Interpersonal Boundary Maintenance (IBM).
- Candidates with a history of long-term unemployment will receive the highest priority.
This is a full-time position with a competitive salary range reflective of the unique skills required. QueueMasters LLC offers a comprehensive benefits package, including health and wellness plans, a forward-thinking retirement scheme, and access to exclusive professional line-standing conferences and symposia.
To apply, submit a detailed resume, a cover letter outlining your queue endurance philosophy, recent health screening results, a list of any pets you might bring to work for moral support, and any other documents that attest to your suitability for this role by January 24, 2024. Please note that applications without a complete set of documents will not be considered.
For further inquiries or to submit your application, please contact us at standing@QueueMasters.com. We look forward to reviewing your application and potentially welcoming you to our team of queue artisans.
Senior Projectile Vomiting Specialist
Gastrointestinal Frontiers, Inc.
Company Overview: At Gastrointestinal Frontiers, Inc. (GIFI), nestled in the heart of Minatowac, Michigan, we pride ourselves on being a trailblazer in gastrointestinal response management. Our mission is to redefine the standards of gastro-emotive efflux, leveraging cutting-edge techniques and a culture that fosters ingenuity and unconventional approaches. Renowned for our award-winning Gastric Symphony series, we’ve been featured in Digestive Pioneers Monthly and have received the prestigious Gut Instinct Award for innovation.
Location: The Senior Projectile Vomiting Specialist (SPVS) role is relegated to our state-of-the-art facility in downtown Manitowoc, offering a scenic view of the Lake Michigan shoreline. Remote engagement is not feasible due to the hands-on nature of SPVS duties.
Job Responsibilities: The SPVS is integral to our dynamic Gastric Event Modeling team. Key responsibilities include:
- Orchestrating and executing advanced gastric expulsion simulations.
- Analyzing and synthesizing data from gastro-emotive response scenarios.
- Pioneering innovative techniques in emetic trajectory and dispersion.
- Collaborating with our Gastro-Atmospheric Conditions Unit for environmental adaptation strategies.
Qualifications and Skills:
- Mandatory: A minimum of 7 years in high-volume emetic response management.
- Preferred: PhD in Gastro-Emotive Sciences or a related field.
- Proficiency in Emetic Trajectory Software (ETS) and Vomit Velocity Analytics (VVA).
- Must possess a Stomach for Success certification.
Employment Type: Full-time, with a requirement to be on-call for gastric emergencies.
Salary Range and Benefits: We offer a competitive salary commensurate with experience and a comprehensive benefits package, including but not limited to health insurance, 401(k), and extensive professional development opportunities. Our unique Gastric Wellness Program includes personalized dietary planning and monthly stomach health check-ups.
Application Process: Submit your resume, cover letter, recent EKG, comprehensive immunization records, BMI details, and a list of any dietary restrictions. Applications without a complete Gastric Profile will not be considered. Please apply by January 24, 2024, to ablackwood@gifi.com.
Contact Information: For further inquiries, please contact our Human Resources Department at athompson@gifi.com, (852) 801-1492.
Professor of Flatulence Control Studies
The University of Manitowoc
The University of Manitowoc, a beacon of intellectual pursuit located in the heart of Michigan, is currently seeking a highly specialized and uniquely qualified individual for the role of Professor of Flatulence Control Studies (PFCS). As an institution prides itself on groundbreaking research and innovative academic programs, we are at the vanguard of exploring the intricacies of human and environmental gas dynamics. With accolades in diverse scientific domains, our university offers a culture of rigorous inquiry, collegial collaboration, and a commitment to academic excellence.
Role and Responsibilities:
The Professor of Flatulence Control Studies will spearhead our department’s efforts in understanding, analyzing, and innovating within the field of human and environmental flatulence control. Key responsibilities include:
- Overseeing the development of pioneering flatulence filtration and dispersion techniques.
- Conducting high-level research in gastrointestinal gas dynamics and olfactory impact mitigation.
- Leading and mentoring a team of postgraduate students and research fellows in cutting-edge gas control studies.
Qualifications:
The ideal candidate will possess:
- A Ph.D. in Gastroenterological Studies with a focus on gaseous emissions.
- Proficiency in gastro-meteorological modeling and olfactometric assessment.
Employment Details:
This is a full-time, permanent position offering a competitive salary commensurate with experience and qualifications. The University of Manitowoc provides an array of benefits, including comprehensive health insurance, a robust retirement plan, and opportunities for professional development.
Application
Interested candidates should submit a detailed CV, a cover letter, a recent EKG, complete blood tests, a BMI report, immunization records, and a complete arrest record. Applications should be sent to CFCS-Search@um.edu by January 24, 2024.
Inquiries and Further Information
Should you have any questions or require additional information about the position, please contact our Human Resources Department at fmelish@um.edu or call (352) 803-1491.
Certified Somnolent Synergy Specialist
DreamTech Laboratories
At the vanguard of nocturnal neuroscience, DreamTech Laboratories invites applications for the role of a Somnolent Synergy Specialist. Nestled in the heart of Minatowac, Michigan, DreamTech is a pioneering entity in the realm of somnambulant research, renowned for its groundbreaking advancements in sleep study methodologies and the development of state-of-the-art somniferous aids and mattresses.
Role Synopsis: As a Somnolent Synergy Specialist, you will embark on a journey through the enigmatic world of sleep, contributing significantly to our ongoing projects that delve into the intricacies of human slumber patterns.
Key Responsibilities:
- Engage in polysomnographic sleep, contributing to our sleep latency and architecture studies.
- Collaborate with our REM (Rapid Eye Movement) research team in conducting narcoleptic trajectory analyses.
- Actively contribute to nocturnal biometric data and analysis, utilizing state-of-the-art polysomnograms.
Qualifications and Skills:
- A minimum of a Baccalaureate in Neuroscience, Psychology, or a related field. Advanced degrees preferred.
- Preferential consideration will be given to candidates with an established record of somnambulatory participation and research.
Remuneration and Perquisites:
- Competitive salary commensurate with experience, qualifications, and the amount of sleep required per night.
- Unique perks such as access to our state-of-the-art sleep pods and employee wellness programs.
Application Process: To apply, submit your curriculum vitae, cover letter, recent EKG, BMI report, immunization records, and a comprehensive list of somnolent prescription drugs to pleasehireme@DreamTechLaboratories.com. Applications close on January 24, 2024.
For Inquiries: Contact our Human Resources Department at SNOOZE (555-792-3377) with any queries or further information about the role.
Senior Ophiological Lactarist
VenomWorks Pharmaceuticals
VenomWorks Pharmaceuticals, is on the hunt for an adept Senior Ophiological Lactarist (SOL), colloquially known as a Professional Snake Milker. Our mission, steeped in the groundbreaking realm of herpetological pharmacology, revolves around extracting and harnessing snake venom for anti-venom synthesis and a myriad of innovative medical treatments.
Location: The role is based in our state-of-the-art serpentarium in downtown Minatowac, Michigan, ensuring that only those with a penchant for Midwestern charm and a readiness to engage in onsite ophiological operations need apply.
Role Synopsis: As a Senior Ophiological Lactarist, you’ll be at the vanguard of venom extraction, tasked with the delicate operation of collecting and processing venom from an array of life-threatening serpentine species. The role demands a precise blend of manual dexterity and an unflinching spirit, as you navigate the intricacies of venom cytology and herpetarium management. You’ll collaborate with our team of biotechnological mavens to pioneer novel antivenom solutions, contributing to the vanguard of medical science.
Qualifications:
- Mandatory Credentials: A GED High School equivalency with an emphasis in Herpetology, Toxicology, or a related field, augmented by a minimum of 5 years in serpentine venom extraction.
- Technical Prowess: Proficiency in ambidextrous venom extraction techniques, serpentine behavior management, and venom quality assays.
Employment Specifics: This is a full-time, in-situ position. Our comprehensive remuneration package is commensurate with the level of peril and risks of the role. Major hospitalization benefits are available after five years.
How to Apply: Submit your curriculum vitae, a cover letter detailing your most harrowing ophiological encounters, recent EKG, blood test results, BMI documentation, immunization records, an exhaustive list of your non-reptilian pets, and any felonies you’re comfortable disclosing. Applications close on January 24, 2024.
Queries and Clarifications: For any serpentine queries or clarifications, feel free to slither over to our email at yikes@VenomWorksPharmaceuticals.com or call us at 555-HERP-LAB (555-437-7522).
Hydrodynamic Assessment Specialist
AquaThrill Parks Inc.
AquaThrill Parks Inc., a vanguard in aqua-recreational engineering, is excited to announce a unique career opportunity at our Minatowac, Michigan location. Our mission is to pioneer innovative water-based attractions, setting benchmarks in the world of aquatic amusement. We’ve made waves with our award-winning designs and are seeking a seasoned Hydrodynamic Assessment Specialist (HAS) to further our legacy of liquid leisure excellence.
Company Overview:
Established in 2000, AquaThrill Parks Inc. is a leader in the aquatic amusement sector. Our team is dedicated to creating and maintaining high-quality, safe, and exhilarating water attractions. We’ve been recognized with the Global Water Innovation Award and have been featured in AquaMag, the premier magazine for water park enthusiasts.
Job Description:
As a Hydrodynamic Assessment Specialist, you will be submerged in the critical analysis and evaluation of our cutting-edge water slides. Your responsibilities include:
- Conducting comprehensive hydrokinetic evaluations of water slide performance, ensuring both exhilaration and safety.
- Implementing aquatic trajectory analytics (ATA) to optimize rider experience and slide efficiency.
- Participating in H2O safety compliance audits, ensuring adherence to industry standards and guidelines.
Qualifications and Skills:
- Mandatory: A minimum of 5 years of experience in a related field, such as hydrodynamic testing, aquatic engineering, or professional water slide analysis.
- Preferred: Advanced degree in a relevant discipline (e.g., Fluid Dynamics, Mechanical Engineering, or Recreational Science).
- Acute physical agility and a buoyancy.
Employment Type: Full-time position with occasional weekend and holiday hours.
Salary and Benefits:
We offer a competitive salary commensurate with experience and qualifications. Benefits include comprehensive health coverage, 401(k) plan, professional development opportunities, and exclusive access to new water attractions before public launch.
Application Process:
To apply, submit your resume, cover letter, recent EKG, BMI records, and a list of past aquatic conquests. Email to waterslidecareers@aquathrill.com by March 31, 2024.
Contact Information:
For inquiries, contact our HR Department at (920) 555-0199 or email hr@aquathrill.com.
This opportunity is perfect for those who live to make a splash in their professional pursuits. Dive into your next career adventure with AquaThrill Parks Inc. and become a part of water park history!
Lachrymose Liaison Specialist
Eternal Respect Funeral Services
Eternal Respect Funeral Services, a vanguard in commemorating life’s final departures, is seeking a Lachrymose Liaison Specialist (LLS) or as we like to call them, Professional Mourner. As a connoisseur of compassion and a maestro of mourning, you’ll join a team renowned for its empathetic engagement and solemn pageantry. Our mission: to provide culturally attuned, dignified memorial experiences, enhancing the somber tapestry of final farewells.
Locale of Engagement: This position is based in the heart of Minatowac, Michigan, a community known for its serene beauty, high mortality rate and respectful remembrance culture.
Role Synopsis:
As a Lachrymose Liaison Specialist, your duties will encompass the orchestration of bereavement ambiance, empathetic engagement with clientele, and the performance of culturally diverse grieving rituals. You will be instrumental in ceremonial choreography, ensuring a seamless integration of traditional lamentation practices. Mastery of non-verbal sorrowful expressions and a deep understanding of global mourning customs are paramount.
Prerequisites and Proficiencies:
- Educational and experiential background in Thanatological Studies, Bereavement Choreography, or equivalent.
- Minimum 5 years in professional mourning or related fields (e.g., Grief Performance Art, Cultural Lamentation Practices).
- Proficiency in somber oratory and funereal decorum.
- Certification in Mourning Methodologies preferred.
Engagement Type: This role is a full-time commitment, with occasional requirements for travel to various weekend ceremonial locations.
Remuneration and Perquisites:
We offer a competitive salary commensurate with your sorrowful expertise. Benefits include comprehensive health coverage, a retirement plan designed for long-term security (Post-Mortem Pension Plan), and continuous professional development in the field of grief expression.
Application Protocol:
To apply, submit your resume, cover letter, recent EKG, BMI verification, immunization history, and a brief portfolio showcasing your mourning expertise. Applications should be sent to hireme@erfh.com. Deadline for submission: January 24, 2024.
Further Inquiries:
For additional information or to address any queries, please contact us at (240) 937-5963 or via email at hr@erfh.com.
Eternal Respect Funeral Services: Where Every Goodbye is Honored with Dignified Sorrow.
Circus Performance Artisans and Daredevil Specialists
Manitowoc Marvels Inc.
Company Overview: At Manitowoc Marvels Inc., we are not just an organization, we’re a whirlwind of wonder! Celebrating 25 years of mesmerizing audiences, we’ve established ourselves as a beacon of entertainment in the heart of Michigan. We’re Circus Performance Artisans and Daredevil Specialists (CPADS). Our mission: to evoke awe, laughter, and the occasional gasp.
Location: The Big Top, Downtown Minatowac, Michigan (No remote opportunities, geographical proximity to Manitowoc preferred for logistical synchronization).
Role Description: As a CPAD, you’ll be the heartbeat of our circus. Your day-to-day duties include but are not limited to:
- Orchestrating aerial ballets (trapeze, tightrope) and gravitational challenges (acrobatics, tumbling).
- Mastery of the humor spectrum as a Silent or Verbal Laugh Conductor (Clown).
- Animal Dialogue Specialists for a range of species including but not limited to Panthera Leo, Panthera Tigris, and Elephas maximus.
- Object Manipulation Experts and Edge Propulsion Specialists (Jugglers and Knife Throwers).
- Reality Distortion Engineers (Magicians and Illusionists).
- Ceremonial Spectacle Orchestrators (Ringmasters).
Qualifications:
- Proven expertise in circus arts or equivalent (5+ years preferred).
- A diploma from an accredited Circus Arts Academy (ACA, BCE, or similar) is a plus.
- Ability to engage in vigorous activities for extended periods.
- Proven track record of not dropping things (jugglers) or people (aerialists).
Employment Type: Full-time, Seasonal, with potential for year-round employment based on performance and audience-induced adrenaline levels.
Compensation and Benefits:
- Competitive salary (DOE) with performance bonuses.
- Health and dental (including orthodontic smile enhancement).
- 401(k) with a circus match program.
- Complimentary circus tickets and family passes.
- Access to our in-house Gymnastic and Acrobatic Improvement Centre (GAIC).
Application Process: Submit your application to our Talent Acquisition Ring (TAR) at talent@manitowocmarvels.org. Include your resume, a cover letter detailing your most breathtaking act, and a portfolio of past performances (if available). Recent EKG, BMI records, and a list of reptiles you’re comfortable working with are highly recommended. Application deadline: When the Big Top stops spinning!
Equal Opportunity Statement: All qualified applicants will receive consideration without regard to their juggling ability, tightrope-walking speed, or the number of lions they can tame at one time.
Contact Information: Questions? Reach out to our Human Marvels Department at (555)-CIRCUS or email us at ask@manitowocmarvels.org.
Senior Expert In Humor Mechanics
Zirkus Fantasia
Position: Senior Expert in Humor Mechanics (Clown).
At Zirkus Fantasia, nestled in the heart of downtown Manitowoc, we’re not just a circus – we’re a kaleidoscope of laughter, a bastion of mirth, where the extraordinary becomes the everyday. Our troupe has juggled its way into the annals of circus history, winning the prestigious Golden Nose Award. We’re on the hunt for an individual who doesn’t just wear shoes – but oversized ones, not just a hat, but a cornucopia of comedic genius. You, the prospective Senior Expert in Humor Mechanics, are the heartbeat of hilarity, a maestro of mirth.
Location: Live Performances in Minatowac, Michigan (No remote tickling of funny bones available).
Responsibilities: As our Senior Expert in Humor Mechanics, your days will be a whirlwind of whimsy, crafting comedic concoctions that tickle the funny bone and defy gravity. You’ll be the architect of amusement, a strategist of slapstick. From the subtle nuances of pantomimic escapades to the grand orchestra of verbal jests, your arsenal should be as diverse as it is delightful. Your role will involve direct engagement with an audience that ranges from the giggling toddler to the chuckling grandparent, requiring a symphony of skills that only a seasoned laugh-crafter can provide.
Qualifications and Skills:
- A Ph.D. in Pantomime or a Master’s in Mirth (Equivalent experience in global laughter landmarks like the Cirque du Comique or the Avant-Garde Gag Guild considered)
- Proficiency in at least three forms of physical comedy: slapstick, farce, and mime
- Demonstrable experience in audience engagement and spontaneous humor generation
- Must be comfortable with both solo and ensemble performances
- Fluent in the universal language of laughter but additional languages (real or invented) are a plus
Employment Type: Full-time, with a sprinkle of weekend matinees and evening galas
Salary and Benefits: We offer a competitive salary range that will make you flip (literally and figuratively). Benefits include comprehensive health insurance, a retirement plan, and professional development opportunities that are as unique as your act. Plus, you get to wear a red nose to work!
Application Process: To apply, submit your resume, a cover letter detailing your funniest moment, a recent EKG, immunization records, and a list of pets. Deadline for applications: When the laughter stops (or April 1st, whichever comes first).
Contact Information: Questions, quips, or queries? Contact our Chief Laughter Officer, Mr. Chuckles, at chuckles@zirkusfantasia.com or call 555-0123 (and prepare for a joke when you do).
Aeronautical Object Coordinator and Edged Implement Precisionist
Globodyne Dynamics
Title: Aeronautical Object Coordinator and Edged Implement Precisionist (AOCEIP) (also referred to as Senior Propulsion Specialist).
Company Overview: At Globodyne Dynamics, nestled in the bustling heart of downtown Minatowac, Michigan, we are a beacon of innovation and excellence in the field of dynamic object manipulation and precision implement targeting. Celebrated for our groundbreaking approaches and exhilarating performances, we are an organization where tradition meets avant-garde, creating an atmosphere that is both thrilling and disciplined.
Location: Downtown Manitowoc, WI (no remote capacity).
Role Overview: Globodyne Dynamics is actively seeking a Senior Propulsion Specialist with dual expertise in Aeronautical Object Coordination (Juggling) and Edged Implement Precision (Knife Throwing). The successful candidate will demonstrate the ability to maintain multiple airborne devices in a synchronous pattern, while simultaneously performing complex, progressively challenging elements into their routine. The Edged Implement Precisionist component requires the meticulous execution of targeted placement, often in tandem with a cooperative operative, ensuring a spectacle of precision and calculated risk.
Responsibilities:
- Masterful manipulation of a diverse array of airborne objects, with a penchant for incorporating innovative elements and escalating complexity.
- Contribution to the creative process, developing new routines and enhancing existing ones.
- Participation in regular performance reviews and skill enhancement sessions.
Qualifications:
- A minimum of 5 years of demonstrable experience in aeronautical object coordination and edged implement precision.
- Exceptional hand-eye coordination, spatial awareness, and reflexive response capabilities.
Employment Type: Full-Time
Salary & Benefits:
- Competitive compensation package commensurate with experience.
- Comprehensive benefits including health, dental, and vision coverage.
- Flexible scheduling options to support work-life balance.
Application Process: To apply, please submit your curriculum vitae, a cover letter, a portfolio of past performances, and additional documents including recent EKG results, immunization records, BMI statistics, and a comprehensive list of both domestic and exotic pets. Application deadline: January 24, 2024.
Contact Information: Questions regarding the application process or the role can be directed to HR@Globodyne.com.
Perception Architect
Arcana Innovations
Company Overview: At Arcana Innovations, nestled in the heart of Minatowac, Michigan, we are looking for a Perception Architect (Magician and Illusionist) in the realm of perceptual engineering. Our mission is to transcend the mundane, weaving the extraordinary into the fabric of everyday life. Celebrated for our avant-garde approach to reality-altering experiences, we’ve garnered acclaim as the zenith in our field.
Location: This position is tethered to our Manitowoc headquarters, a nexus of creativity and wonder. While the role is predominantly on-site, elements of temporal and spatial flexibility are woven into the fabric of this opportunity.
Role Synopsis: As a Perception Architect, you will be the maestro of the unseen and the unheard, orchestrating experiences that defy the boundaries of reality. Your repertoire will include, but is not limited to, the orchestration of ethereal manifestations, mastery of manual prestidigitation, and the cultivation of grand illusions that challenge the very notion of possibility.
Responsibilities:
- Engineer breathtaking spectacles that transcend conventional paradigms.
- Innovate in the realms of ocular and cognitive misdirection.
- Curate and conduct experiences that meld the arcane with the avant-garde.
- Collaboratively weave narratives that immerse and transform audiences.
Qualifications and Skills:
- Proven mastery in the art of illusion (a minimum of a decade’s experience or equivalent esoteric apprenticeship).
- A portfolio that demonstrates proficiency in both classic and contemporary illusionary techniques.
- Fluency in the language of sensory deception and cognitive misdirection.
- An academic background in Perception Dynamics or a related field is a plus but not a prerequisite.
- Unique competencies in areas such as quantum prestidigitation or metaphysical manipulation are highly desirable.
Employment Type: This is a full-time position, with the expectation of occasional nocturnal and weekend commitments, aligned with the temporal demands of the role.
Remuneration and Perquisites: We offer a competitive salary commensurate with mystical prowess and experience. Benefits include comprehensive health coverage, a retirement plan with arcane matching, and access to our extensive library of esoteric resources. Professional development opportunities in interdimensional symposia are also available.
Application Process: Applicants are required to submit a resume, cover letter, a portfolio of past performances (links to visual media preferred), and a list of any mystical affiliations. Additionally, please include your recent EKG, blood tests, BMI, immunization records, any arrest record, and a detailed list of any familiars or mystical pets.
Equal Opportunity Statement: Arcana Innovations is an equal-opportunity employer. We celebrate diversity and are committed to creating an inclusive environment for all employees, regardless of their mystical background or spectral alignment.
Contact Information: Questions can be directed to our Grand Enchanter of Human Resources at HR@arcanainnovations.com or by calling (555) 555-ARCANA.
Visually Appealing Layout and Keywords: Our online listing will feature an ethereal design, integrating short, captivating paragraphs with keywords such as “Illusionist”, “Magician”, “Perception Architect”, “Prestidigitation”, and “Arcane Arts” to ensure optimal visibility and allure.
Senior Anatomical Artisan Coordinator
Cirque Spectaculaire
Company Description: At Cirque Spectaculaire Manitowoc, we’re not just a company, we’re a kaleidoscope of physical wonder, a tapestry woven from the threads of imagination and physical extremities. Celebrating over two decades of awe-inspiring performances, our troupe has been recognized as a bastion of extraordinary talents, merging the traditional spectacle with avant-garde interpretations. Our mission? To push the boundaries of human potential and entertain through the art of the physically extraordinary.
Job Location: Downtown Minatowac, Michigan. Candidates must be amenable to a nomadic lifestyle, as national and international tours are a staple of our performance schedule.
Job Responsibilities: The Senior Anatomical Artisan Coordinator (SAAC) is tasked with orchestrating a symphony of physical marvels. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Choreographing contortion sequences in collaboration with our Flexurist Fulcrum Facilitators.
- Supervising and ensuring the safety of pyro-culinary exhibitions (fire-eating), metallurgic esophageal demonstrations (sword swallowing), and other unique physical exhibitions.
- Coordinating logistics for ‘mobile oddity exhibits’ and ensuring compliance with ethical performance standards.
Qualifications and Skills:
- Required: A minimum of 5 years in a Flexurist Facilitation role or equivalent sideshow performance experience.
- Preferred: A Master’s degree in Physical Arts, Circus Sciences, or related field.
- Nice-to-have: Unique skills like hypermobility, ambidextrous dexterity, or multilingual capabilities for international tours.
Employment Type: Full-time, with an expectation of travel and weekend performances.
Salary Range and Benefits: Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include comprehensive health and dental plans, retirement plan options, professional development workshops, and a flexible work schedule when not touring.
Application Process: Interested candidates should submit a creatively curated portfolio, including a resume, cover letter, recent EKG results, BMI documentation, immunization records, and a short video showcasing your unique talent. Please submit applications to jobs@CirqueSpectaculaire.com no later than January 24, 2024.
Contact Information: Questions can be directed to our SAAC Recruitment Specialist via email at HR@CirqueSpectaculaire.com.
